Coming up for air…

My latest tattoo: turtles

When they go through the safety announcements on airplanes, they always talk about making sure that–in the event of cabin depressurization–you secure your oxygen mask before helping others to secure theirs. For those who find this confusing, the issue is that it’s assumed you can’t assist others with putting on their masks (especially if they’re panicked and struggling to breathe) when you yourself are panicked and struggling to breathe. First things first, you have to get YOUR oxygen supply under control. Then, you’re far more able to settle down and calmly help those around you.

Lately, I’ve been a complete ball of stress. The usual stress at work has been multiplied a few dozen times, and the kids continue to grow at an impressive pace. With growth comes…well, all sorts of stress that physical and emotional growing pains induce. In particular, I’m watching dd closely and seeing her frustration at the boundaries that we’ve set for her (bedtimes being too early by her estimation, for example). In other words, it’s the usual stress of having a full-time job and having kids. Being an active parent is exhausting.

So, I do have stuff to say and mostly I’m just trying to figure out how to say it. I won’t talk about work here. Period. It’s off-limits. I also have to respect some boundaries about what I’ll say regarding the kiddos. There’s a point at which I don’t want to violate THEIR privacy, and they’re certainly entitled to some of that, too.

For now, I’ll just say that I’m happy I have fresh ink on my wrist (got that lovely artwork featured above just this past weekend, while visiting my BFF in Pittsburgh) and I’m working hard to climb my way out of my current stress-hole. Let’s just say that I’ve been watching and rewatching Marvel movies. A LOT. There’s something just so compelling about the escapism of completely improbable scenarios, hopelessly attractive people, and happy (enough) endings. Fresh ink, fresh start.

2016: it’s time to become more awesome…and remember how to breathe.

Movie Review: “Zootopia”

ZootopiaIn the latest outing from Disney Animation, “Zootopia”, we see up close what happens when someone gets the bright idea to put animals of all stripes (and fur) together with some of the most beloved movie tropes and characters. The cast of anthropomorphized animals is ably led by the charmingly plucky Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin of “Once Upon a Time”). Though a tiny bunny, Hopps has always aspired to be a police officer in Zootopia, so she can protect the weaker from those who would prey on them. The predator/prey dichotomy is a constant theme in the movie–an easy ploy with this particular set of characters, since humans don’t always have such obvious predator or prey markers.

Though she’s small, Hopps finds a way to excel at the Police Academy, and she graduates at the head of her class–winning a coveted spot on the police force responsible for the City Center. And so, off she goes to explore the incredible place where “predator and prey live in harmony”, a city containing twelve unique ecosystems ranging from an urban cityscape to a frozen landscape.

 

Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) graduates from the Police Academy

Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) graduates from the Police Academy

 

Upon arrival at the police station, Hopps gets a harsh lesson in reality when she’s given meter maid duty by her brutish buffalo police chief, Bogo (played by the only man who could make a buffalo sexy, Idris Elba of “Luther” and the “Thor” movies). There is a plethora of missing persons cases, but Bogo is insistent that Hopps spend her days distributing tickets instead of doing detective work. Hopps puts on a brave face, but she soon lets her instincts take her off task.

 

Chief Bogo (Idris Elba)

Chief Bogo (Idris Elba)

 

While out and about, Hopps runs into Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman of “Arrested Development”), a con-artist of a fox whom she manages to blackmail into helping her try to solve one of the missing persons cases. Chief Bogo gave Hopps 48 hours to crack the case, and she intends to use any means at her disposal to do so. Despite his chafing at the conscription, Wilde ends up befriending Hopps and assisting her ably with her search for the missing Mr. Otterton. Truly, for all of the wonderful little jokes sprinkled liberally throughout, this really is both a buddy-comedy and a mystery–a multi-layered view into what it means to be predator or prey. (Keep an ear out for when Disney Animation favorite Alan Tudyk delivers a “Frozen”-related joke. He’s clearly to Disney Animation what “Cheers” actor John Ratzenberger is to Pixar.)

 

Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) confronting Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman)

Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) confronting Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman)

 

“Zootopia” has a lot of clever humor, sometimes subtle and other times far more overt. Of course, there are the sly in-jokes (like the icon of the carrot with a bite taken out of it that adorns the back of the characters’ smartphones) and the more overt plays for the adult crowd–such as “Mr. Big”, the mini-mafioso ably voiced by the man of a thousand tongues, Maurice LaMarche (“Animaniacs” and 1001 other things), channeling Marlon Brando in the most delightful way. It’s through these bits that “Zootopia” plays to audiences across the generations, not necessarily being more of a kid or a grown-up movie. In fact, this is actually the one area where I found it almost missed the mark: it may not be quite enough to get the adults lining up for tons of repeated viewings, but the jokes may go over kids’ heads (especially the younger set). Perhaps that’s what happens when you have seven story writers.

 

Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) faces off against Mr. Big (Maurice LaMarche)

Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) faces off against Mr. Big (Maurice LaMarche)

 

Is “Zootopia” okay for kids? Oh sure. It clocks in at a PG rating, mostly for some rude humor here and there, although there are a handful of scary scenes. Thankfully, this one wasn’t nearly so over-the-top as “Cars 2” when it comes to the violence, but it does have a few spots where those under 7 or 8 may be looking for a parent’s hand to hold.

 

Zootopia

Zootopia

 

As far as how to see this film, I would definitely recommend seeing it in 3D if possible. The lush landscapes are really quite well-rendered, and the Disney Animation folks keep upping their game on texture. The fur, in particular, was just so very well done that though it was obvious these weren’t real animals, they still looked like you could reach through the screen and touch real fur on their backs. Obviously Disney felt the animators deserved some love, too, since the closing credits (headlined by a performance from “Gazelle”, played by the songstress Shakira) spend most of their time giving the top billing to effects folks and animators. These folks weren’t going to get relegated to the end of the credits line, it seems, and that was one in a long series of good calls by the folks at Disney Animation here.

 

3-1/2 out of 4 stars

“Zootopia” opens nationwide on March 4, 2016. This movie is rated PG for some thematic elements, rude humor and action.

Win LEGO® STAR WARS: Droid Tales on DVD!

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You could say that I’m a big fan of Star Wars, but that might be a bit of an understatement. I LOVES ME some Star Wars, and I have ever since I first saw “Star Wars” (now Episode IV) in the theatre as a kid. And while some people may think that things have gone a little Spaceballs with the *Merchandising!* that accompanied the release of Episode VII, there is more than a little joy in my heart to see new Star Wars stories told on screens of all sizes.

So, when Disney asked me if I wanted to host a giveaway for the latest offering–LEGO® STAR WARS: Droid Tales–I was all in. Over the winter holiday break, I helped dd put together the LEGO® version of Kylo Ren’s Command Shuttle and it was SO much fun. I just really adore the pairing of LEGO® and Star Wars.

And now, the fun stuff: Who wants to win a copy of this fine show on DVD?

The story starts up just after the end of Episode VI (Return of the Jedi), with the celebration on Endor. As so often happens with the droids, hijinks ensue and–instead of just telling the story of what led up to Episode I (The Phantom Menace)–the droids end up giving their version of the entire saga from Episode I through Episode VI.

Here’s a clip, to get you started:

Details for the giveaway:

Disney has ponied up FIVE copies of LEGO® STAR WARS: Droid Tales on DVD! Each DVD comes with an exclusive set of trading cards, so there’s even more collectibility baked into each item. Enter using the Rafflecopter below. Oh, and please: U.S. Residents ONLY.* I’ll notify winners very soon after the giveaway ends, and each winner will have three days to respond with their mailing address so I can get it to Disney for fulfillment.

 

a Rafflecopter giveaway

 

*The U.S. resident requirement is related to the fact that I’m trying to avoid any potential Customs issues. Please know that I love my fellow global residents, and please don’t take it personally. Not all of us think that we need to build walls.

CONTEST RULES AND FINE PRINT

THIS CONTEST IS OPEN TO U.S. RESIDENTS ONLY. General rules: follow the rules and everybody gets along nicely. You earn entries based on your participation via the Rafflecopter widget, and this giveaway runs from 12:00am ET on Thursday, March 3, 2016 until 11:59pm ET on Tuesday, March 8, 2016. Only valid entries received during that timeframe will be considered legitimate. Anyone who commits fraud or tries to screw with the system, game the system, or otherwise not play nicely will be removed from consideration. Check “Wheaton’s 1st Law” if you want to understand where I’m coming from, folks. Five winners will be selected and each will receive a DVD, which will be mailed to the address they provide following notification of their winning status. Winners will be notified by email within 1 week of selection and MUST supply a valid U.S. mailing address within 3 days of being notified. This blog is sponsoring this giveaway, which was kindly donated by the folks at Disney. I did not receive anything from Disney in exchange for hosting this giveaway other than a WHOO HOO THANKS SO MUCH email. I’m nice like that. Also, the fine folks at Twitter and Facebook are not sponsors of this giveaway and have no stake in it whatsoever. Play nice, enter often, tell your friends, and may the force be with you!